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STOLEN GOODS Statham ''Transport''s his charge
The Transporter: © 20th Century Fox

An action thriller that boasts a United Nations cast and crew: French filmmaker Luc Besson (''La Femme Nikita'') wrote the screenplay; Hong Kong martial-arts choreographer Cory Yuen (''X-Men,'' ''Romeo Must Die'') directs; and Britain's answer to Bruce Willis (he's a funny action hero who's bald, okay?) Jason Statham stars. When it comes to the plot, though, it's all-American: An ex-Special Forces commando-turned-mercenary is hired to kidnap the daughter of a Chinese crime lord. Translation? Expect beaucoup butt kicking.